Monday, December 03, 2007

The devolution of funny


I can't believe this never ocurred to me until this weekend, but it finally did after hanging out with a friend of a friend who, while being someone who likes to do fun things, has a pretty weak sense of humour. She's no-one I would dare call funny. She seems to find it easier to state things are funny rather than actually laugh at them. But she likes to have fun, so shouldn't that make her fun-ny?

See, if your nose runs, it is "runny", when the sun does it's thing, it is "sunny", and if a bun was at its peak, you might say it was "bunny". So why not "funny" for the fun? How odd it would be to come off an activity suggested by your humourless friend and say, "I'm so glad you suggested that hot air balloon ride! You're SO funny!". I wonder if the word funny arose from people making people laugh and creating a fun time and eventually became used exclusively for the hilarious. Dullards who know how to have fun are now devoid of an appropriate adjective!

Funny, but not fun.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Doin' beans



What did YOU do last Friday night?


"Dear Jelly Belly Candy Company (Bertie Bott's Division),

We immensely enjoyed your 10 flavors of beans, however the fun ended far too soon. Once the bean party was over, we sat around devising new bean flavors.

We would like to take this opportunity to submit to you our list of what we hope to be future bean flavours.

Blood
Dust
Clove
Sweat
Body odor
Homeless Person
Just Farts
Feet
Bad breath
Spoiled meat
Garbage
Off cheese
Mould
Infected wound pus
Salt
Seaweed
Liposuction fat
Cilantro
Burnt hair
Burnt fingernails
Onions
Chili
Stale bread
Off milk
Bacon
Marijuana
Ash tray
Natural Gas
Gasoline
Vicks' Vaporub
Exhaust
Deodorant
Vinegar
Perfume
Ass
Decomposing body
Roadkill
Tree bark
Leaves
Fertilizer
Dirty undies
Period
Toilet Duck
Phlegm
Cheap tequila
Leather
Plastic
Sea water
Chlorine
Poo/Dog poo
Urine/Asparagus pee
Dick cheese
Ink
Tobacco
Cough medicine
Dog food
Refried beans
Toothpaste
Canker sore
Fingernail dirt
Paste
Maggots
Crayon
Dissolving tablet
Airplane food

We understand that some these may not be feasible, but we expect the majority of the list will be of great use to you. Aside from our many suggestions, we would also like to request the return of the popular sardine flavor!

Thanks for taking the time to consider our suggestions.

Kind regards,

Agatha, age 29

Simone, age 29

Donna, age 30"



Dumbledore, hoping for a caramel, downs an earwax bean instead.