A good fortune is something like this:
As I had grown increasingly disappointed with the lack of an actual fortune over the last few years, I decided to embark on some research for this blog which involved downing an entire box of cookies. I did it over a couple of weeks, and despite the disappointing fortunes, I am happy to report that the box was only $1 at Big Lots and that each cookie contains only 15 calories. I must say, that's a convenient treat!
So here are some good fortunes:
A kick in the pants I always need. I've had this one for ages and it's stuck on the wall at my desk.
What a wonderful and confusing feeling this one provided, mostly because it is a lyric from "Land of Sunshine" by Faith No More, originally snatched from a personality test.
This also resides on my wall. One of the happiest fortunes I've ever received and one that continues to come true. Incredible!
Same old, but it's still a fortune.