What did YOU do last Friday night?
"Dear Jelly Belly Candy Company (Bertie Bott's Division),
We immensely enjoyed your 10 flavors of beans, however the fun ended far too soon. Once the bean party was over, we sat around devising new bean flavors.
We would like to take this opportunity to submit to you our list of what we hope to be future bean flavours.
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We understand that some these may not be feasible, but we expect the majority of the list will be of great use to you. Aside from our many suggestions, we would also like to request the return of the popular sardine flavor!
Thanks for taking the time to consider our suggestions.
Agatha, age 29
Simone, age 29
Donna, age 30"
Dumbledore, hoping for a caramel, downs an earwax bean instead.